what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
NASA/JPL Admitted today that most photographs of Jupiter’s storms and some nebula imagery were faked in 1979 with a cloud tank.
With NASA’s funding in question in the late 70s, hopes for the agency’s future hinged on the results from satellite imagery soon to arrive via radio transmission. Unfortunately, the true imagery revealed only dull grey spheres similar to the moon. Jupiter’s methane atmosphere was almost completely homogeneous and the photographs were considered worthless.
In order to inspire future generations and command a new budget, NASA turned to filmmaker Stanley Kubrick and his special effects supervisor Douglas Trumbull to fake more interesting imagery. Having done so for their film 2001: A Space Odyssey, the team used cloud tanks and lighting effects to create the illusion of beautiful clouds in space, and rippling storms across planets.
Said NASA spokeswoman Mary Hellene, “The fact is, space is dull. It’s nothing but grey rocks and burning gas. It’s worse than Gus Van Sant’s ‘Gerry’.” Obama has responded by dissolving the agency, stating in an emergency news conference, “Gerry was just an awful movie and I can’t stand to fund any part of the government that resembles it. I mean, what a horrible movie. Just boring as hell. Fuck that movie.”
Gus Van Sant could not be reached for comment, as he’s busy at work on his color remake of Strangers on a Train.
Another valuable life skill that school didn’t teach me but tumblr did!